Sex & Dating
Girl A : Firdauz, can we (Girl A and her friend) crash at your place tonight. I kena siapkan kerja.
Me : Tonight and tomorrow i ada tetamu la.
Girl A : Eleh.. Lady misteri tu kan. Kirim salam kat dia ok.
and i told Girl B that Girl A had asked me if she could come over.
Girl B : I’m not staying over la tonight, you ask la Girl A to come.
Oh girls, they are always like this kan. And there was a time and a chance for Girl A and Girl B to meet, Girl A stayed at my place overnight, Girl B came in the morning. But Girl B refused to meet Girl A because Girl A knows about Girl D. Girl B doesn’t like Girl C and D. This is like a world problem for me. But whatever i still love them the same. haha.
Then i had asked Girl C.
Me : Girl C, Bukit Gasing is on Sunday kan?
Girl C : No, Bukit Gasing on Saturday lah. Bukan ke you cakap kat I Sunday is your sex day?
Me : Yeah, but now dah tukar Saturday (and Friday, and Wednesday, and Monday).
Girl C : Ok, Sunday then. But i confirm nanti tau.
Girl A, B, C and D are good friends of mine. You might know who Girl A and C are. Girl A is a celebrity. Girl C is a hottie. Girl B is the mysterious lady. TOO MANY PRETTY GIRLS!
Girl D is the sister of Girl A.
And me, i’m the unlucky guy. I have my days all tangled up. So now Sex is on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, and Dating is on Sunday.
I have to remember this, Sex is on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, and Dating is on Sunday. Ok, i got them.