Girl A : Firdauz, can we (Girl A and her friend) crash at your place tonight. I kena siapkan kerja.
Me : Tonight and tomorrow i ada tetamu la.
Girl A : Eleh.. Lady misteri tu kan. Kirim salam kat dia ok.
and i told Girl B that Girl A had asked me if she could come over.
Girl B : I’m not staying over la tonight, you ask la Girl A to come.
Oh girls, they are always like this kan. And there was a time and a chance for Girl A and Girl B to meet, Girl A stayed at my place overnight, Girl B came in the morning. But Girl B refused to meet Girl A because Girl A knows about Girl D. Girl B doesn’t like Girl C and D.
Then i had asked Girl C.
Me : Girl C, Bukit Gasing is on Sunday kan?
Girl C : No, Bukit Gasing on Saturday lah. Bukan ke you cakap kat I Sunday is your sex day?
Me : Yeah, but now dah tukar Saturday (and Friday, and Wednesday, and Monday).
Girl C : Ok, Sunday then. But i confirm nanti tau.
Girl A, B, C and D are good friends of mine. You might know who Girl A and C are. Girl A is a celebrity. Girl C is a hottie. Girl B is the mysterious lady.
Girl D is the sister of Girl A.
And me, i’m the unlucky guy. I have my days all tangled up. So now Sex is on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, and Dating is on Sunday.
I have to remember this, Sex is on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, and Dating is on Sunday. Ok, i got them.
She’s not VeryNice anymore, she formatted my iPod!
and yes, my iPod is the device i use for backup, so if my iPod is formatted, what does it mean?
I HAVE NO FREAKING BACKUP!
Wahlau, i have almost no life right now.
“You don’t look like you’re angry,” asked a colleague after seeing me laughing and joking about how my iPod was a lot more lighter — about 20 billion grams lighter — and puzzled at the fact, i lost all backup files and laughed about it.
“Yeah, because it’s VeryNice. If it’s Carol, i would have scolded kaw kaw one!”
Call me superficial, or shallow, or whatever, but how can a guy scold a pretty girl? I know it’s easy to be mad at Carol, because u know, ermmm ok, i should learn to lie.
Carol, you’re very pretty!
(gosh it feels so bad lying)